Warning to Malian players

Dear Malian soccer players,
any attempt, 'attempted attempt,' group of
attempts, variable attempt, fixed attempt,
debit or credit attempts to stop us from
winning our game with u will result in the
following punitive measures:
1. We will withdraw our troops from Mali.
2. You will pay us the N7 billion our
government has spent on your war to date.
3. We will encourage the Tuareg rebels to
return.... So the ball, (figuratively and
literally) is in your court, pass it to Emenike!
A word is enough for the wise.